250 birthday soon, time to bury it.

I think that’s a huge miss along the lines of “Something Americanly American happens in America? It’s just like the Manchu Empire Authoritarian China”

Understandable, now try with hands.

Herkimer Battle Jitney

The Herkimer Battle Jitney is an armored tank created by the military for purely defensive purposes. At some point it was abandoned and sent to a junkyard

he and his team, the Mystery Men, needed it for an upcoming battle with the villain, Casanova Frankenstein

Sounds plausible ngl, except those defensive purposes

Most lethal army in the world (i mean sure, but only for the unarmed civilians).

Yeah that would be the only canon version.

Make owls sacred birds and dirt a sacrament?

Invite all the priest to Vatican and go separation of church from the state, Cersei Lannister style.

Would be welcomed considering church was and sometimes still is biggest single landowner except state in most catholic countries in Europe.

I would try to sabotage the church however i could, but i would probably ended up worse than John Paul I who got offed not even for trying but for looking as if he could be trying to change anything for the better.

Alternatively i would leave the power structure as it is but i should follow the bishop Zebrzydowski adage about worshipping the goat, write some ultraheresy decrees and perform black masses in Vatican.

I don’t even read a book when it mentions Eldar on the back cover, because while slightly less than exodites, they also always serve as a easily killed gore background (completely unlike the lore about them), and as general elf trope this horse is so dead and so beaten up it reminds me more of a fossil grounded up by steam hammer.

About Ynnari i guess they will be retconned to a total failure at some point because we really cannot have any hope in Warhammer and especially not for the Aeldari.

Peak performance was Fire Warrior book based on computer game where the author didn’t filled it with unimportant crap but surprisingly followed the game and thus a lone fresh Fire Warrior beat the living shit out of everything Imperium thrown at him. Best xeno book ever.

Inifinite and the Divine was also great, but included exodites being genocided too so at least two points minus for that.

Ork and grot stuff can be fun too, especially Da Big Dakka was fun for many reasons including completely surprising genuine drukhari romance.

Yeah, like every single appearance of exodites i encounter anywhere is solely for the sake of genociding them. And there is afaik no tyranid PoV book because it would entirely break tyranid lore lol.

there are all of 11 full sisters novels

I had read one and a lot of cameo mentions in other books and there wasn’t anything even remotely sexual mentioned, every single sister seemed just incredibly psychologically repressed to the maximum on many levels and areas, so they frequently snapped and were reduced to the absolutely gross state of Repentia which seems to be closer to open Khorne worship than anything else.

Also i’ve yet to seen any appearance of SoB that won’t end with them being massacred either entirely or nearly entirely, even worse than guard penal legions.

Sparkling ice

Brave

Idk where you live, but in Poland even though sadly some people do lack general hygiene and stink, almost nobody smell like shit in public places. And there’s basically no bidets in Poland anywhere, everyone uses toilet paper.

“They don’t want to be great people” - Shah Jahan

Yes but unironically, this is my main gripe with big robots especially and sci-fi action movies in general. I came here to watch the giant robots or spaceships beating the shit out of eachother, i don’t need vapid 10 minute romance or 30 minutes of shallow hamfisted psychological drama included. If i wanted that, there’s dedicated genres with like million movies out there already.

Especially on phones. On desktop with large monitor and adblock i barely register them if i see them at all, but when i try to tap anything internety on my phone every fucking sentence or picture of content is gated behind at least one swipe of ads. Like how do people even tolerate that shit.