Sounds like the league of nations just collapsed

But doctor, I got listeria from ice cream.

How am I supposed to cook that?!

Don’t worry, stress will force us to grind our teeth to fangs

Its definitely an extension of 4chan as much as it is reddit.
Neither of those are beating the accusations though.

LOL with your weak shit. Plebs? Fucking kek

Cage it, free the monkey.

I honestly think they are reporting like that to get ICE even more on edge and getting ready to justify them having to go full murder mode.

This is the shit they do with cops. Make sure they are scared and sure everyone is out to get then to make sure they are willing and happy to pull a rifle to an Innocent’s head and pull the trigger.

I think they thought this was rust.

I had a nonstick coated pan that looked like this… It was definitely time to throw it away and I keep having to wait for my prince in seasoned aluminum pan comes my way

Being made privately from their favorite troops of ICE / CBP

Yeah, I have a strategy and its wrapped in towels and whack with granite rolling pin like I’m beating it until it cracks my counter top.

Chunk, singular.

He had some I’m the past and now he’s just 60 and a drinker and a smoker and seems to be trying to live how he wants cause screw it.
He doesnt seem the type to want to live forever so I’m just appreciating him now.

Stephen Pastis I feel has so well captured the melancholy of life that when he passes, while it won’t be big news, I will care deeply.

Anyways, what a fun obituary. Really nice news.

Mine was something like
“Stock market not down after capture of Venezuelan president as investors have learned to look past and price around Trump’s policies”

I mean he said the country becomes hopeful after it becomes history which basically means they are excited about the land. As always. Its all they want not the people.

Can we please stop reposting this exact same misleading article from 2025?

Well they are in occupied territory by the hostile savages.
This is a warzone and they got to be ready to go full tactical extraction at any time just like a real gravy seal

LOL

Funny enough that is how you cure lactose intolerance.

“Alert! Something is happening at the front door. Something… Horrible”

This is one of the best episodes.