Ok. I’m sorry you struggled with the pun.

But hey just realized I taught you a new definition of the word then.
Yay puns!

Is definitely a pun and doesnt really need an explanation to work.

It plays off of Monument, being a sculpture made of someone usually historical and that someone making a statue of you is a big deal as a second definition of the word.

Since time immemorial.

Darn, now I gotta get up from my chair… Grumble grumble.

Darn fangled internet, confusing me. We used to just go to a muddy corner and for a penny make people groan and there were pear trees everywhere and the smell of cum…

Where am I again?

Didnt know that was a thing?

Wonder if she is still telling her children the whole thing of Charlie being on a business trip with a man named Jesus in the sky. Apparently “he’s to busy to come home”
Those kids are fucked.

They really nailed the vibe of
“Stuck with this even though it doesnt provide much benefit, but you can’t get rid of it yourself so might as well check in with it every now and again to remind yourself how useless it is.”

I am getting why people are reposting these. Man how timeless peoples shitty behavior is.

Yeah this has felt redacted

The interesting part will be when other people who have copies feel good to release theirs

There are worse ways to get an FBI buddy.

The other interesting thing is you only have 10 minutes when you get in to grab your stuff and go

Well good news, this guy still has his shorts on.

WHY IS HE IS SO EXCITED??

I think humanity (or at least western society) is currently in a self hatred phase.

We are nitpicking completely normal things about being human and desparetly trying to get rid of them even when we like the outcomes of the flaws.
Can’t be emotional, can’t be old, can’t be ugly, can’t be hyper but can’t be still. Just shared judgement on everything and everyone and shame to get rid of it forever.

Thats a really fucked up story.

Everyone should watch Venture Bros.

“That woman has the saddest tits! They are like the notebook sad. Mournful. She has Mournful tits”

Thats a pretty standard… Standard. Ehh, wink wink, nudge, nudge.

I actually do one blackout day a year. Its fun, candles, simple meal, maybe make a fort, put down the phone to “save battery”.

I used to do it on big storm days basically in case the power actually went out I was ready but I no longer live somewhere that loses power so much. So now its just for fun and you can still eat your stuff in your fridge and turn on the lights at the end.

I want to be psyopped by underground UwUs!