I mean…, yes. If you’re not striving to live in the star trek universe, maybe there’s something wrong with this one.

Last time he made a bet, he just cut contact with the person when he lost. Bets are meaningless to him

I’ve heard of this before, and I don’t understand… How far back do people bring their knife to whack the pit?

I bring my knife a couple of centimeters up. I don’t think I bring it down hard enough to do any serious harm to my hand… But the way people talk about this, it seems everyone is doing an anime stance of pulling a sword from their sheath, going as far back as they can, and scream while trying to cut the pit in half with their oversized sword. Obviously missing and cutting off their hand in the process.

Kikkoman, when he’s down.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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