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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Post text, images, or direct links only

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Post text, images, or direct links only

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 day ago

Should I have a kid after 35?

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Should I have a kid after 35?

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 day ago

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RVGamer06@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

You can easily check if a German child has multiplicated correctly with a simple method(but there's a 11% chance of a false positive)

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You can easily check if a German child has multiplicated correctly with a simple method(but there's a 11% chance of a false positive)

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Come on, come on, come on, come on, now stop me, babe.

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Come on, come on, come on, come on, now stop me, babe.

𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Linux is not magic.

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Linux is not magic.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

After many hours of failed attempts, I finally drove a spike through my window.

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After many hours of failed attempts, I finally drove a spike through my window.

𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

BONG

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BONG

FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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ⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days ago

Where do bad rainbows go? 😈🌈

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Where do bad rainbows go? 😈🌈

ⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days ago

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🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 17 days ago

Why do Norway's naval vessels have bar codes on the bottom?

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Why do Norway's naval vessels have bar codes on the bottom?

🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 17 days ago

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TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 17 days ago

Which U.S. president applied for the position online?

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Which U.S. president applied for the position online?

TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 17 days ago

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HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago

My friend said I had nice knuckles

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My friend said I had nice knuckles

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago

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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days ago

0mg

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0mg

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days ago

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TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 19 days ago

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went to see a show...

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went to see a show...

TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 19 days ago

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 20 days ago

Techinally the truth

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Techinally the truth

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 20 days ago

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TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 22 days ago

What's the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?

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What's the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?

TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 22 days ago

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Endmaker@ani.socialEnglish · 21 days ago

Failed Joke

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Failed Joke

Endmaker@ani.socialEnglish · 21 days ago

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Björn Tantau@swg-empire.deEnglish · 22 days ago

I know my jokes are bad. But at the end of the day

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I know my jokes are bad. But at the end of the day

Björn Tantau@swg-empire.deEnglish · 22 days ago

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TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 23 days ago

Why are balloons so expensive nowadays?

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Why are balloons so expensive nowadays?

TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 23 days ago

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xigoi@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 25 days ago

Why are 3D glasses a useful tool for reasoning about complex problems?

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Why are 3D glasses a useful tool for reasoning about complex problems?

xigoi@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 25 days ago

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