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3 days agoLet me guess, you’re blaming capitalism for this? This is not capitalism. It’s corpoprororrtaxmonopoligarcoloiisllslsim 
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Consider the prices of basic things like breakfast cereal and soft drinks.
American food pyramid: Hamburger at the top and a steady foundation of soft drinks and cereal .
There is some good advice here in the comments: live within your means, avoid debt as much as possible, make a monthly budget and stick to it
Holy shit, why didn’t I think of that?!
Naomi, your boyfriend needs to find a higher-paying job.
Easy, just giv’em a firm handshake and look them in the eyes and Bam! you now earn more money than you spend. Basic free-market 101.
Katie and friends, you’ve got to learn some basic personal financing. […] My 23 year old daughter who graduated from college for only a year and half and making 300k cooks for herself.
Oh you’re short a few 100k? Just bring coffee from home so you don’t have to buy Starbucks all the time.
1·5 days ago2000s - Learning computers so you can torrent blink 182.
2020s - Learning computers so you can run an encrypted VPN tunnel to your home server running a root-less container of a pi-hole image to filter out ads and spyware to get your glasses to be somewhat functional. Also, your watch is bricked for some reason.
Can’t wait for every interaction with other people to be like “Am I being recorded right now?”.
Then again, what if they start selling “virtual” ad-spaces and forces you to pay a subscription service to block them?
No, no that would be silly…
Ah yes, doing what a smartwatch can already can do to 99%, and the smartwatch is doing what a phone can already do to 99%.
Yhe bro, just one more rocket bro. Please, it’s a different engine configuration this time bro. It’s different heat shilds bro. just trus me bro just bro different trajectory different more money bro just $10bn more bro its different please
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And after 99% Hitler wins: “Folks, unfortunately we had to pass the bill to get out of this deficit… and that means we’re going to increase the Hitlerism by 1%. I know, I know, calm down, it’s only until the next election. Remember to donate!”
The only way to stop a bad party with a pedophile is to a good party with a pedophile.
Good.
“Smart home” is just IoT treats, right? So like 99% of it is so chuds can activate their sprinklers over WiFi, hit “movie mode” to lower the blinds or start the coffee maker via Alexa. You know, useless nonsense so it feels like they’re living in the future.
7·16 days agoAlso, the “humanoid robots” are just people in spandex suits, like the Tesla bot, answering in a robot voice to confirm orders.
Just hire a nanny at a slightly lower cost than you bring home from renting out your uterus to a barren white PMC couple. Rent out your bathtub. Another tip is to sell a kidney for a quick cash injection into the household, or you put that into a global index fund at a 7% return (guaranteed). When the child is old enough you can start harvesting it for blood. It’s just snowballs from here. Before you know it you’re living large on a passive income.
There, I just gave you four income streams. Stop blaming capitalism for your problems.
6·22 days agoDaily walks where you don’t bring the phone is pretty nice actually. Good place to start if nothing else.
Replacing reddit with hexbear is like replacing smoking with vaping.
What do you think the medals are made out of.
It’s because they’re microdosing CBD (non-seed) oils.