Grass Cat

Isaac Newton lived with his mom his entire life and never had a girlfriend.

“We couldn’t allow gay patrons inside of the bookstore anymore. Think of the children.”

free speech

tucker employs the same delivery and intonation as Elmo the red muppet

Nessel’s gonna be doing Charlie’s Angels ICE photoshoots with Kristi Noem in no time.

Why tf do we have obscenely euphemistic headlines like this? Everyone knows this is about destroying our system of governance so musk and his shitbois can pillage, exploit, and enslave. There is nothing remotely legitimate about what has happened to America.

Elissa Slotkin is the HotDog Princess of the oligarchy. She is heiress to grandpa’s BallPark Franks—subsidiary of Tyson Foods megacorp. Every time someone eats a hotdog, Elissa inherits more passive wealth than most laborers earn in a year.

It’s the news that Starship Troopers and Idiocracy both parodied. Except it’s not future fantasy, it’s real and here now.

Still can’t access the newest comments to reply directly to them.

Of course I voted, you stablegenius. I only told you that to see where you were trying to go. You are trying to claim a snooty highroad over me. I voted. I always vote. You have severely lost credibility by attempting this highroading. You have NOTHING over me. Do better.

Did you brush your teeth this week? I got all A’s in college and a National Merit Award before that. Get to the point and just tell me why you think I’m not as intelligent or as informed as yourself, please.

Okaydokay komradebot. Looks like we can both agree now which one of us is legitimate and which one of us is not.

I despise internet anonymity for its duplicitousness almost as much as I despise Cory Booker for his duplicitousness.

*Was. No principals ever had the backbone to hire me again after I stood up for what’s right.

That is me. Not a right-wing troll, not remotely. Who are you?

wtf…I’ve been supporting you in another thread this morning about the Vancouver massacre. Cory “Spartacus Tears-of-Rage” Booker is as fake and performative as a slimy politician could ever be. I despise him.

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***edit: wait a sec…are you a komradebot? maybe you need to send me a photo with the hang loose handsign.

My name is Jake Gless. Google me. I stand up straight for my positions. Nothing troll-like here from me. I am a bleeding heart.

Have you considered the possibility that I’m right and maybe you’re not? Cory Booker is NOT the answer. CORY BOOKER IS THE PROBLEM. I will not support self-serving neolibs.

Cory Booker is working for himself, Israel, and Big Pharm, in that order.

Please note that you and I are conspicuously absent from this list.

Elissa Slotkin IS the oligarchy. She is the Hot Dog Princess. Her grandpa owned BallPark Franks—subsidiary of the Tyson Foods megacorp. Every time someone eats a hot dog, Elissa gets more passive income than most folks earn from a year’s labor.

no you show me and don’t put that controller down, that’ll show me

DNC hasn’t conducted a legitimate presidential primary since 08. That is EIGHTEEN straight years of effyou from the DNC. No signs they plan on wavering anytime soon. Your next candidate will be anointed for you.

Yes put down the gaming controller and go interact with reality instead.