Lizards don’t get 75% fire resist and can’t summon their grandpa from beyond the veil of death to kick your ass

You know this is the kind of 2025 headline that I imagined when I was a kid. It’s about fucking time I get to see one.

Bump amber whataboutism volcel police

Customers only get 4ml any more is extra

How racist do you have to be for Israel to arrest you for being racist

Like I’m confused why he isn’t a national hero there

US Agencies alarmed by amount of blood coming out of foot they shot themselves in

Like seriously, you can be the drug-addicted hobocop who’s building communism and talks to his tie or you can be someone who deserves Kim. You can’t be both.

Wait hold on, what? Bethesda has Israel investments?

If ICE isn’t relying on government databases to figure out who is a citizen and who is not, then what, exactly, are its agents relying on as they sweep people off the streets? Is it the clothes they wear? The tattoos they sport? The way they look or talk?

literally

go into autism death camps thread

people are mostly discussing the finer points of the personal noun form of the word autism

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