By which I mean I got a job offer from the post office and if everything works out I will be a federal government employee 
so hopefully I’ll actually be doing something for money instead of wrapping burritos 3 hours a week and being yelled at if I perform any part of the burrito process with any deviance from corporate policy
I like that you said deviance from corporate policy rather than deviation from corporate policy as that makes it seem like you are cumming in the burritos or something.
Customers only get 4ml any more is extra