The florida jewish dude who shot up 2 Israelis in Miami makes more sense now

Think Im going to make a punk song about how I always got to take a shit, cant think of any that are about that topic

Will be a weird experience when Im 82 and watching the 100 year anniversary of Star Wars Episode 6 in theaters…But it wont be as weird of a time when Im 99 and watching the 100 year anniversary of Episode 1

You can also shower less frequently because you don’t constantly smell like shit.

Nobody smells like shit after using toilet paper unless they’re doing it wrong