really excited for more and more headline statistics where something is “worst since” increasing years until we reach moments worse than living memory.
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Since WWII…
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Since WWI…
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Since the year 1900…
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Since the Civil War…
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but what a time to be alive
Pay no attention to those obvious signs that the economy is failing, because the stock market has been recovering these past few days! Even though like a month ago we told you to pay no attention to the stock market because the falling numbers don’t mean anything!
I think chuds really are getting what they want. More of a monopoly on media.
No doubt if in 2026 when things look like a second financial crisis, we’ll be hearing YouTube talk about ‘muh vibescession’ and how ‘It’s never been better for property values!’
