I’m more into Kennedy play because I like being skull fucked.
Plot twist: She’s going to talk about animal husbandry at length.
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I mean, have you seen duck penises?
Something must be in the water because everyone is fuckin horny this week
We’re all just mammals, and spring has sprung.
You’re not wrong 👀
You and me baby ain’t nothin but mammals…
Boioioing
Very mammalian
THERE PUTTING H2O IN THE WATER GASP THOSE SNEAKY BASTARDS!!!
Easter is a fertility festival 😏
gotta be international, my genitals are starting to get sore-
spring has truly come i think
Spring’s got me SPRUNG
Coincidentally, not too different from a Lincolnabeplay
For some people, this joke is gonna fly right thru their heads.
So… Shinzo Abe was breeding at length before he was shot?
An important component of “Abenomics” was trying to increase the fertility rate - Japan has been infamously careening towards demographic collapse (which ya know, might be connected to getting married/having kids torpedoing a career…)
At least Abe was advocating consensual sex, I don’t know if his grandfather was so kind in Manchukuo. Abe certainly didn’t want anyone to know about what was happening in Manchukuo.
So how effective was that? I think the Japanese population is still declining, isn’t it?
Japan’s population is projected to fall by about 30%, to 87 million by 2070, when four out of every 10 people will be 65 or older.
2 minutes of fun, followed by 18 years of grueling work.
Taking care of a kid is not exactly grueling work for 18 years, it’s a lot easier after the first 3-4, and is also very fulfilling even when it’s tough. Assuming you have normal human caregiving feelings and so on.
I don’t know why the internet is so anti-kids, it’s pretty baffling.
I know people with kids and they always seem like they are perpetually exhausted and barely hanging on. They talk about not sleeping and conflicts and issues and it just honestly makes it sound horrendous and really looks like they are all suffering from an outsider’s perspective. But then they tell me that it’s worth it because it’s “fulfilling” like you said. I don’t know. From an outsider’s perspective, parents’ words don’t seem to correlate with what I see and hear.
I have a feeling that when people talk about things being “fulfilling” or “worth it” despite seeming to objectively be suffering must be some combination of strange hormones with coping mechanisms.
Idk. That’s just my thoughts as a confused outsider. I’m happy that people are able to raise children. Someone has to. But I don’t think I could make myself suffer to that extreme for a being that will never truly understand what you’re doing for them until decades later.
Obviously babies are demanding, especially in countries with shitty parenting support and daycare, no parental leave, and a work environment which is hostile to normal family life. But kids are fine, funny, and a joy to be around, most of the time, at least. It’s a bit like work, many people bitch about it but they still find it fulfilling.
Also, I know people my age with no kids and they a constantly complain that they’re tired 😂 probably they’re just getting old.
turns out that keeping workers tired is a feature of capitalism, great way to keep them from thinking about scary things like “not putting up with this shit anymore”
this is why abe was so into begging people to have kids, btw
2 minutes?? How many times are you doing it? 5?
