this is so sad 
Less than 25% of Americans admitted to gooning for more than ten minutes continuously.
This is actually misrepresenting the study, the data was collected pre-COVID and surveyed people who gooned at work, the actual figure is probably higher. But that being said, USA goonfrastructure is extremely deficient compared to the European Goonion. My MiL is from Hungoony, and when she came across to the Goonited States she was shocked that there were no bare-titty marble statues in public places, no nudist beaches, everyone wears bras and men wear formless baggy clothes that conceal their washboard abs and half chubs. When people get home they don’t even have a traditional goon dungeon in the home given the problems with housing goonfordability. It’s as much about goonfrastructure as it is about culture
goonteresting, gooning into it
A fascist gooned today, did you?
I fucked. Does that count?
the gooning fandom is dying
Jeez. Take your time, folks.
