Goat bumpers.
Miku goat is not real it can’t hurt you
Miku goat:
Baaaaphomet!?
One is sitting the twi’lek look haha
Noods of shame
Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell - and they deserve it. Goats are assholes.
Now I want some cake.
Goats are like if someone combined domestic cats with toddlers and gave the result horns and hooves.
It takes a certain constitution to deal with them but they’re quite entertaining.
But but goat milk
Goat cheese 💯💯
I wonder if that’s like American football players started wearing helmets so they hit harder. So the one time they are not wearing the noodles they are going to wreck another goat or themselves.
I love the idea of this so much. Now I want to see what peak goat headbutting looks like if properly trained.
Now I want a scene where Thomasin grabs Black Phillip by the horns.
“Why you little bitch! Get over here!”
Then she wrestles him down and slides pink pool noodles over his horns.
