The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Just Post@lemmy.world · 15 hours agoWhich Animals Could You Beat in a Fight?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square79linkfedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down14
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minus-squarepjwestin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·12 hours agoI had a goose come at me once. I held my jacket open like it was a giant set of wings and he ran like hell. I was not impressed.
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoHuh, a jacket you say. Well looks like it’s round fucking 15 time goose!
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 hours agoYeah, goose stole it and started hitting me with it.
I had a goose come at me once. I held my jacket open like it was a giant set of wings and he ran like hell. I was not impressed.
“Oh shit!” -goose
Huh, a jacket you say. Well looks like it’s round fucking 15 time goose!
Jacket? Have you tried a hammer?
Yeah, goose stole it and started hitting me with it.