irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agoSome Grammaticial voices.lemm.eeimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1482arrow-down14
arrow-up1478arrow-down1imageSome Grammaticial voices.lemm.eeirelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square39linkfedilink
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 days agoThe samples gathered on the bench anon Support my new hypothesis by morn
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoA paper full of garbage data stacked Statistically massaged supports our grant
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 days agoTo publish, to perish, a choice is naught For tenure is the very thing I want
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoTwas not the merit of the deed, but the volume of the citation that laid waste to all dreams of laboratoire bare
The samples gathered on the bench anon
Support my new hypothesis by morn
A paper full of garbage data stacked
Statistically massaged supports our grant
To publish, to perish, a choice is naught
For tenure is the very thing I want
Twas not the merit of the deed, but the volume of the citation that laid waste to all dreams of laboratoire bare