Elissa Slotkin is the HotDog Princess of the oligarchy. She is heiress to grandpa’s BallPark Franks—subsidiary of Tyson Foods megacorp. Every time someone eats a hotdog, Elissa inherits more passive wealth than most laborers earn in a year.

As a Michigander, this is giving me hope. These fucking moron Trump voters showed up to the booth and didn’t even vote straight ticket and marked Trump only. This means when he’s off the ballot, they might not even show up to the polls anymore.