: “Well you see, us progressive liberals^TM are totally onboard with Palestinian liberation! But well…this is America, and the American people would be alienated if we did this objectively good thing! So we have to do what the republicans are doing…because you know how much the working class loves Israel! You’re so out of touch with Americans, why do you always insist on AlIeNaTiNg ThE wOrKiNg ClAsS?!?!?”