Holding those pasty white hands up in front of the perfectly bronzed tanned face really brings things into sharp focus. Talk about great genes!

Great genes? Jesus how creepy.

He’s still salty about not being able to buy a team. Trump vs Jerry Jones in the cage. Now.

Guess he’s gonna end up on the Cowboys. Jerry Jones won’t let him down.

Phenomenal genes? What, does he have a Arnold Palmer cock or something?