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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions

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Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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LEXINGTON, KY—Stressing the importance of regularly performing mental gymnastics to prevent cognitive decline, local 80-year-old Edna Connolly confirmed Thursday that she keeps her mind active by justifying President Donald Trump’s actions. “I try to break out of my routine and engage my mind by rationalizing what the president is doing, even when it’s completely against […]
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    A regime of mental gymnastics, misdirected rage, and boot licking keeps you spry.

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      only the good die young

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    Classic onion

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    My mother-in-law 😭

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