I don’t have a MOBILEK, but now my penis is calibrated.

As far as I know the key capture is done with JavaScript.

NoScript disables JavaScript entirely on every page unless you whitelist it.

https://noscript.net/getit/

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that’s clear, I will choose free will

ipconfig they know how you pee

Your best bet is leads from people who know you. Reach out to everyone.

magnets, how do they work?

oh, Kennedy is definitely malignant

Aldi

I appreciate the joke, but I think the punchline could be improved to:

…until my mind was changed.

no one was going to spend those “millions of dollars” whether or not GIMP existed

GIMP, however, facilitated many creative works that either wouldn’t have existed or would have been created using pirated software

it’s pretty scary in most of the USA, too

It’s like they had a big bullseye on them.

/c/funny

HE IS A DEMENTOR.