The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoJedi must live by a codelemmy.worldimagemessage-square110linkfedilinkarrow-up11.05Karrow-down14
arrow-up11.05Karrow-down1imageJedi must live by a codelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square110linkfedilink
minus-squareUli@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·edit-22 months ago“These aren’t the druids you’re looking for.” “Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. I just work here.”
minus-squareDontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months ago“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
minus-squareArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoAnd stormtroopers are supposed to be very disciplined and resistant to bribery.
minus-squarecenzorrll@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoResistant to bribery, yes. Not resistant to light sabers.
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoLook dude I’m just here on bring your clone to work day
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoLook, they pay them to man the checkpoint. They don’t pay them enough to deeply care about every benign person passing through…
“These aren’t the druids you’re looking for.”
“Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. I just work here.”
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
And stormtroopers are supposed to be very disciplined and resistant to bribery.
Resistant to bribery, yes. Not resistant to light sabers.
Look dude I’m just here on bring your clone to work day
Look, they pay them to man the checkpoint. They don’t pay them enough to deeply care about every benign person passing through…