I guess a NY rat

Hmmmmmmmmm

Awkwardly, and involving a turtle

Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse

The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness

Chuckles… I’m in trouble

Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy

Either burned to death or covered in cum. I’m not sure which i prefer

In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind

I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder…

Cold weather exposure probably.

Hmm. That’s a sad way to go.

Walking through the park with a bauggette

The opposite of “in hiding”. State religious authorities catching wind of my apostasy, and bringing me before a “religious rehab” judge. Judge delivers his sentence on me, in accordance with his religious rules. My community loses another apostate, and other like-minded individuals secretly turtle-up even further.

But hey, perks of being an apostate is having fun and leading a content life in the digital universe. So, I’m happy living in new homes that serve as permanent alternative spaces to Meta and others.

Death by giant space hamster.