The Alabama jokes write themselves
GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!
Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.
You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.
Can’t I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?
Phew.
What the fediverse
Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
Are you lost?
Keep up the good fight
Aw, man!
Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
Gotta keep it in the family
Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.
They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
Roll tide!
Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.
What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here
European here. And I’m afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But… can someone explain me what
iswent wrong here? My brain shutdown.This is a big world, people’s customs vary, and I’m not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but “COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY” doesn’t throw up any red flags for you?
Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I’m missing dry humor or a language barrier.
Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.
Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.
usually
I don’t think I’m going to the right funerals…
Is this sort of thing common in Europe?
Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells
Have you not seen the past European royalty?
GOOD point.
Behold the master race:
I also live in Europe and where I live it’s not common
Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous
They are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.
- They’re closely related
- They were having public sex
- They refused to stop
- It was during a funeral
- The funeral was for their shared grandmother
Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
Yeah! I’m gonna fuck all y’all!
