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“Sir, you only have to press the button once.”
I just picture them flipping between anime girls everytime they hit the button, they eventually break it and just turn into a fat anime Otaku
clickety click click
smacks button to the tune of the 1812 overture finale
You’ll be handsome, but you’ll also be a billionaire.
I mean…?
hell naw. id rather kill myself than be handsome or a parasite
don’t compare þem to parasites, parasites are just trying to survive
You’re right. There’s no worse thing to be than a powerful elite. No nematode or demon will ever be more of a big bad than the Lord himself.
I meant it as in “you now have billions of dollars to spend”, not so much as in “you’re now a bloodsucking money hoarding bastard that will destroy anything and anyone on their path to appease your raging lust for more money”, but yes I agree, I can see how those are almost synonyms.
Lotteries are important for maintaining the system. They give people hope
I pressed the button before I finished reading and it only got better once I did finish reading. Hell yeah.
The only reason I wouldn’t spam the button is out of fear that pressing it more than once cancels the agreement. I would push down so hard and carefully to make sure my press registers and hold it down for like 30 min or until someone tells me I got it.
tooooooooooooooooooot
‘But’? That should read ‘and’!
What’s funny is that apart from trying to express contrast, the word but is logically the same as and when linking sentence clauses.
People who aren’t already gynephilic might see that as a downside.
So what’s the downside?
You’re now two dimensional
That’s even better
Better than my current one dimensional personality
Well that’s an improvement and a sidegrade at worst. WHERE IS MY BUTTON!
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Yes. No hesitation
I’m already 1.5 of those
That button will get smashed into eternity until I get the full 2/2
You’re an anime girl and a lesb?
Going to go out on a limb here and guess she meant she’s a girl and a lesbian, but isn’t anime. Science, unfortunately, hasn’t gone far enough.
I have faith that she can achieve Ian-ness!
I got the bian, I just need the Les :3
I am an ugly old cis white guy.
Would very gladly smash that button
