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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

ultimate storage hack

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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago
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    I had a manager once tell me during a casual conversation with complete sincerity that one day with advancements in compression algorithms we could get any file down to a single bit. I really didn’t know what to say to that level of absurdity. I just nodded.

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      Well he’s not wrong. The decompression would be a problem though.

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        Yeah with lossy compression the future is today!

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      You can give me any file, and I can create a compression algorithm that reduces it to 1 bit. (*)

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      (*) No guarantees about the size of the decompression algorithm or its efficacy on other files

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      u can have everthing in a single bit, if the decompressor includes the whole universe

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      Maybe they also believe themselves to be father of computing

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      Send him your work: 1 (or 0 ofc)

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      https://xkcd.com/1381/

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      That’s the kind of manager that also tells you that you just lack creativity and vision if you tell them that it’s not possible. They also post regularly on LinkedIn

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      That’s precisely when you bet on it.

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