• Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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    9 days ago

    I was actually asked to leave my parents church because I was loudly arguing with the guy running a gift shop that if I were to follow Jesus, I should be flipping these tables, chasing them with whips, and damming them for turning gods house into a place of business occupied by thieves.

    I guess they DON’T like considering what Jesus would do.

  • tatann@lemm.ee
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    9 days ago

    Isn’t the old testament more hardcore than the new one ? Jewish roulette would seem more risky than christian roulette

    I mean, obviously Jesus would get arrested by modern “christians” for being a “leftist hippie commie”

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    8 days ago

    Yikes, I got a tough one.

    “Don’t be alarmed,” he said. “You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him.”

    — Mark 16:6

  • Madison420@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Let’s industrialize this particular potential blasphemy.

    https://dailyverses.net/random-bible-verse

    Ed: > Truly I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them.

    Mark 11:23

    Hey at least I’m not going to prison.