I love these movies, the stupider the better. In one (Roped?), the hunk guy races the old boyfriend but instead of a ford f150, he brought a horse! He of course wins and the now ex boyfriend disappears from the plot entirely. Peak cinema. If you know some more, drop em, I’ll watch em.
I love the Christmas Prince movies because instead of making up a tiny european country like Lichtenstein or San Marino, they invent an alternative history with a Holy Roman Empire sized monstrosity called Aldovia arising from the Balkans and heading North, along with a giant Baltic/Belarusian/other countries kingdom and a Chinese kingdom in the caucuses.
Edit: all of Eurasian history would be different! From the Mongols to the reformation to WW2!
For context it’s stated the map is old, I think medieval or early modern. But all three nations shown exist in the film and spinoffs. Even if they lost significant territory, it’s still a crazy detour for history.
The Penglians have South East Asian actors and Chinese sounding names with no explanation.
I love these movies, the stupider the better. In one (Roped?), the hunk guy races the old boyfriend but instead of a ford f150, he brought a horse! He of course wins and the now ex boyfriend disappears from the plot entirely. Peak cinema. If you know some more, drop em, I’ll watch em.
I love the Christmas Prince movies because instead of making up a tiny european country like Lichtenstein or San Marino, they invent an alternative history with a Holy Roman Empire sized monstrosity called Aldovia arising from the Balkans and heading North, along with a giant Baltic/Belarusian/other countries kingdom and a Chinese kingdom in the caucuses.
Edit: all of Eurasian history would be different! From the Mongols to the reformation to WW2!
Genuinely shocked they didn’t just do nobility from terf island
I’ve gotta respect the commitment to the stupidity
The uncoloured parts implies that there are places in Europe that are still tribal non-state regions
For context it’s stated the map is old, I think medieval or early modern. But all three nations shown exist in the film and spinoffs. Even if they lost significant territory, it’s still a crazy detour for history.
The Penglians have South East Asian actors and Chinese sounding names with no explanation.
Imagining this as a gay romance actually makes it very good
I’ve seen part of at least one gay romance Hallmark movie, so I know they exist