Context: Saint Bernard and the Virgin is an oil painting by Spanish artist Alonso Cano (c. 1645–1652), depicting the Lactatio Bernardi miracle in which Bernard of Clairvaux receives milk from the Virgin Mary as a reward for his theological work. The painting is now held in the Museo del Prado in Madrid.
receives milk from the Virgin Mary as a reward for his theological work
Da fuk
Hey, no kinkshaming.
Before reading the description, I thought it was an unfortunate, yet hilarious scratch on the painting.
“Virgin”, “Baby in arms”, “Lactating”…never fails to amuse me :) Reminds me of this:

She had a mythical bootie-birth, three times. This is a warning to all those who abuse the poophole loophole.
Fetish porn has always been around.
Big tiddy god.
That’s some godly aim. It’s a miracle!
What is the approximate velocity of the milk to form a parabola like this?
It’s the Mother of God, she can just do that.
Actually somewhat fast. In the order of several meters per second. Perhaps 10 m/s? And without losing and allowed on the way.
And there was innocent old me thinking she was just pulling out a wobbly tooth for him.





