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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

It's the company that counts

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It's the company that counts

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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    the key is to wash each other, not just take turns showering yourselves….
    although shower sex is a lot trickier and not worth it….

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      You’re right about the first part, the trick for the second part is just to shift shower time to be foreplay

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      The risk of falling and causing a serious head injury is the sexiest part though.

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        how do you do anything in life if you’re always afraid of such risks?

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          That’s what makes it so much fun!

          I mean, skydiving, base jumping, rock climbing skiing, etc, etc.

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            I love base jumping sex! Gotta finish quick before we’re too low to deploy parachutes!

            • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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              24 hours ago

              Get the squirrel suit!

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                19 hours ago

                They call that the “squirrel nut”

                • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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                  9 hours ago

                  And the access is through the squirrel nut zipper.

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              I watched some base jumpers. I gotta say, I know some folks can finish quick, but they’re even beating bull riding times…

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            One of those is not like the others :P

            And I mean skydiving. Risks are so much lower. The other three, everyone seems to have a story about an injury. In skydiving, everyone seems to know one dude at the drop zone that has a story of an injury.

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        Thanks. Now i have that fear too.

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      Wet sex is dry sex

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        All I’ll say is; silicone based lubricant.

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      It’s pretty fun until you water board yourself

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        21 hours ago

        Don’t kink shame.

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      It’s worth it if you have silicone lube… sometimes…

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        For when you want to come out of the shower water repellent, also if that gets on the shower floor it’s game over, someone’s gonna break a spine

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          Lol, I’ve sometimes wondered if my lube or my hair conditioner is more slippery. They both have caused some close calls in the shower.

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        well, i think being around the same height would help a lot….

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