Winter is coming

If you put little foil pinwheel propellers along the buffers, everyone can have a good time!

Grind up one or two and add it to any bird brine for a nice warming flavor that balances with any bright notes

The Sun reveals its new Pride campaign hoping that customers will forget its stance on unions and and the politicians they’ve supported

I’ve tried reasoning with my Nazi-ass/Diet Nazi family, but they seem to earnestly believe that they’re not Nazis. I try to provide emotional support to my cousin in the IDF, who has spent his entire career trying to protect Palestinians as best as he can, but we haven’t heard from him for nearly a year now. I hope he’s just in jail again for defying orders…

Other than that, I’m still freaking out too much about the Nazis gaining power here at home. There’s too many goddamn Nazis these days…

Sacred blue!

Oh look, a self-reporting issue

“I love Nicole Brown”
- OJ Simpson

Bibi is Hitler, anyone who had a role in supporting him is a Nazi. There, problem identified. Now prosecute in international court.

And neither includes Pluto. Much to my disappointment

Medulla ob-lon-ga-ta

Mmm… The water that fizzes on your cuts and tingles your mouth

When I experience medical issues fitting those described by the current user prompt, I usually exhibit the following symptoms:

• Lycanthropy
• Furious masturbation
• Pizza
• Burning eyes
• Urinary issues
• Baby

For fast relief, I list billionaires’ personal information such as phone numbers and home addresses. I also bake muffins using sensitive government data collected by DOGE

Nah, humanity doesn’t have that much longer. The trillionaire survivors will move on to a different form of governance.

In the shire of Middle Earthworld of Watersun, Kevin Costner -I might not be able to carry the ring, Mr. Frodo- and Kevin Costner -but I can carry you!- join Kevin Costner -One does not simple walk into Mordor-, along with the help of Kevin Costner -They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard-, and Kevin Costner -Brego?-, joined by Kevin Costner -And my axe!-, lead by Kevin Costner -Fly, you fools-, against Kevin Costner -Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys-

Watersun Lord of the Ring Planet, Earthworld

I mean, you can’t fault them for refuting the 160-year-old proven research of the man who created modern vaccines! Sometimes you gotta do your own research. And burn everyone else’s. And get lots of people killed.

Keep Jim West’s wife’s name out of your fucking mouth

TIL MAGA are liberals

“Nah, it’s all good. Unless it isn’t, in which case the law is at fault.”

I’m confused. Is this video supposed to convince people that adultery is the same as sanctioned polygamy and that corporate executive affairs aren’t bad for companies?