“Pressing the switch will make us grow decadent! We need everything to be broken to protect our souls!”
“Have you ever considered just BEING one of the people benefiting from the problems?”
“Hey, my investment will be ruined if you press the switch! How could you be so inconsiderate?”
“Didn’t you learn in middle school that one of the government’s enemies are switch-pressers? We don’t believe in switch-pressing here! Think for yourself!”
“What if…good is the real bad and bad is the real good? Don’t press the switch!”
“Wow, you want to press the switch? Get a load of mr sanctimonious over here. Who like, caaaaares man? Don’t ask why keeping the switch unpressed is so important to me though.”
“You’re just jealous the problems like me and not you! Pressing the switch is just you having sour grapes! Neener neener!”
My great grandfather lived in a place where they pushed the switch and he had to flee the country.
Everyone who has ever pushed the switch has failed!
Turning the nob just a little to the right is just like pushing the switch actually.
Only authoritarian dictators and totalitarian governments push the switch, is that what you want?
Listen, the only way we can push the switch is by having continuous switch pushing.
Only the third world can push the switch, anyone else trying to do that is a nob turner in disguise.
One day aliens will arive and push the switch for us.
Haven’t you read the work of fiction where pressing the switch is considered bad?
Gleepglorp pushed the button and the planet exploded you fucking FOOL
The switch will be pushed by the AI once it becomes sentient trust me bro
“Pressing the switch will make us grow decadent! We need everything to be broken to protect our souls!”
“Have you ever considered just BEING one of the people benefiting from the problems?”
“Hey, my investment will be ruined if you press the switch! How could you be so inconsiderate?”
“Didn’t you learn in middle school that one of the government’s enemies are switch-pressers? We don’t believe in switch-pressing here! Think for yourself!”
“What if…good is the real bad and bad is the real good? Don’t press the switch!”
“Wow, you want to press the switch? Get a load of mr sanctimonious over here. Who like, caaaaares man? Don’t ask why keeping the switch unpressed is so important to me though.”
“You’re just jealous the problems like me and not you! Pressing the switch is just you having sour grapes! Neener neener!”