Too early to tell? Did we already miss the last one?? HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN SINCE TRUMP WAS ELECTED???

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “WEEKS”?!?

because nobody gets treated worse than I do online, nobody

Hunter Biden’s dick was shown and shared by MTG, Danny’s law was passed during your last administration to curb the ten suicide rates due to online bullying, and the numbers are still pretty fucking bleak.

But yeah, you should probably craft a law to silence the monsters who call you a liar, thief, racist, bully, grifter, rapist, and murderer just because you are one. Gotta protect your poor little fee-fees from the words of the people you’re actively hurting.

Full faith and confidence? They must be sharing their porn browsing history

You know what? Go fuck yourself… And gimme more of those damn good tips!

I’ve saved many meals recently when I realized I was missing an ingredient or flavor, but recalled some random vegan post.

No, I’m not vegan, nor is my vegetarian wife vegan. But any kitchen with raw spices and fresh or frozen ingredients can pivot on a fucking dime with some of y’all’s tips.

Sincerely,
An avid lurker