How long before we get a Peanuts Cinematic Universe?

Me when it’s time to infiltrate the enemy camp:

Since X was a replacement for W, you’d have to do Y first

Where my ed users at?

It’s not a long one, Pantego only exists to extract money from unaware drivers, and DG is the same but also full of rich pricks who don’t need the fucking money. At least it’s more apparent that you’ve entered DG, I guess. Pantego cops are assholes, moreso than the usual cop assholeness. I had a dorm mate that got drunk and started going into girls’ rooms, the fucking UTA cops tried to bust me for not “keeping an eye on him”. First off, I don’t even know this guy; second, I wasn’t drinking with him; and third, I didn’t even notice him leave the room, I’m watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes on my laptop!

This turned into an anti-cop rant, and I’m fine with that. ACAB, even back then.

Same, UTA is the bright spot in that shithole. Don’t even get me started on fucking Pantego and Dalworthington Gardens.

I use Proton, I’ve also heard AirVPN is good.

Oh fuck, you’re gonna make me plumb

I’ll take Arkham Knight if it’s still available!

Yeah

Libertarian Socialism, aka Ⓐ

She turned me into a newt!

True love with Corn Man, we’ll be fine for money and he’s all the holographic sticker I need 🥰

People can change…

I DIDN’T RIG SHIT

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HELL YEAH MF’ER TUBULAR MEAT IS A GREAT THING TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH

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YA GOTTA GIVE

Guns Akimbo was good too

WUBRG out of order. Mark Rosewater is basically the boss of Magic: the Gathering, and seeing his beloved color pie in disarray is sure to bring him to the point of tears. Also, I’ve been informed on multiple occasions that explaining the joke makes it funnier, so I hope that this was not only informative, but also peak comedy, thank you