It’s pronounced gif.

APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

Ah yes if there’s one thing I know about asbestos is that it’s totally safe and easy to remove!

The after picture looks so much more welcoming, clean, and active. Like the place is suddenly more alive.

I’d like to start a petition to replace all these bad boys with “deez.” For example: Deez Frau ist mit deez Hut…uhhhh…getanzt.

Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!

Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

A rare turbo pregnancy!

Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

Lime Green Skittle Script:

(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.

Silence of the Furbies.

I like the cut of your…Jimb.

The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.

It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.

(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.

I truly believe that the 3D Doritos were the dream of the Egyptians. We have since achieved their vision.