Jeez contributors, don’t you sleep at all?

Syria, one of the largest contributors, is not exactly stable yet. Israel is making sure of that with their continued warmongering

Save the puppies act! If we don’t know what exactly you say while pounding your wife, how could we possibly hope to save your dear pup, which I promise you did not consent to a threesome?!

And eeevery body loves puppies, no one will object to that. In case you do, you’d be suspected in zoophilia by the way, so don’t do it!