Crime of the Ancient Mariner

Things are:

* White or “political”
* Straight or “political”
* Male or “political”
* Cis or “political”
* Able-bodied or “political”
* Christian or “political”
* Capitalist or “political”

etc, etc

“I don’t like to talk about politics” means “I voted Tory and I don’t like to be made to feel uncomfortable”