I honestly don’t remember anything about it except that I didn’t really enjoy it that much. that was a looong time ago

I don’t know anything about passkeys but if Microsoft is pushing for them I am immediately suspicious. I am admittedly paranoid but if you have been an adult using a computer over the past ~15 years and aren’t paranoid you haven’t been paying enough attention

the problem with “most of the time” is that it only takes one car accident to be the last car ride you ever take

I played an hour of the first game and that was enough for me, so I’m not exactly their target demo anyways.

…or Do Not Play

way ahead of you there, guy

Purity tests are dangerous.

Gotta love how it’s only a purity test when it’s progressives asking for concessions from the center. When the center doesn’t want to compromise it’s never obstinacy, it’s merely “pragmatism” but the left is expected to concede nearly everything. Phooey!

Why would he be fired for hitting his talking points? They feed him the line and he speaks the line.

If there is backlash enough, a canned apology is transmitted. If the response goes the other way, they consider the window shifted and prepare for the next milestone.

just as inefficiencies in a petroleum distillation plant must be removed, slavish adherence to technical efficiency dictates that impediments to policing be removed.

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consider the Dot Com Bubble: the internet obviously didn’t disappear but that doesn’t mean there weren’t serious economic consequences.

This was Vance’s plan all along: become Vice President so he could get the CIA to initiate an entrapment operation to coerce some internet loser to shoot Charlie Kirk so he could take over his podcast.

The mind boggles

this is why you get your rich parents to pay for your poison-making chemistry degree at prestigious ivy league institutions

how about reconsidering your position instead of just regretting saying you support eugenics out loud?

borderlands

premium

lol

lmao

rofl

jokes on you, I’m too old to be drafted…they’ll probably just send me to the prison farm to harvest strawberries

plenty of traditionalist conservative critiques of capitalism as an extension of liberalism. not saying they’re always good critiques, but they exist

the living skeletons part is cool but spider bones just destroy my suspension of disbelief in the Dollar General Decoriverse

guys, enough with the foreplay and kiss already

Gonna start calling landlords “socialists”, see what happens

I’m not saying that I think roblox should be protected from a lawsuit, I made a bad joke about how roblox exploited child labor with their outrageous percentages on their store (I have no idea if that still happens because I’m perpetually ~10 years behind everything in pop culture)