Anomie-maxxing

Mandatory ID will mean he can do the same thing to naughty citizens as he does to the naughty Labour MPs.

That is one tough building

I hope that one day you’ll open your mind a little.

I’m in France right now. I know they are meant to have good food but I’m flipping sick of baguettes. They are crap from making sandwiches and go stale after 15 mins.

Alexa, how do I make bread?

Have they tried massive whips?

I’ll eat your puddings.

I wish we didn’t have to see dismissive high-handed articles like this but perhaps this is to be expected from the New Statesman.

feeling angry is not the same thing as being right

So matey boy, why are these people angry? And what do you propose to do about it except for telling them that they’re wrong?

Sorry, we couldn’t prosecute the shoplifters so we can’t give you the £1 reward. They are still out on the streets though and know who you are, so watch out.

I’d rather go back to burning coal, thanks.

The general public requests that Downing Street stop criminalising everyday protest.

What were your smuggling?

I don’t think even the Tories would have been brave enough to try this on.