The irony of this is amazing. You have it so backwards and the worst thing is, you don’t even know you are wrong.

*labor. Not lab our.

Not even close.

Not even close.

*border.

Other way around. Leave your phone, which can track you, at home. Bring your laptop so you can do real work and have full entertainment when you travel.

*Safe for work. Where do you work, a monastery?

Wool balls do not work with synthetics.

“It will always be Burma to me.” - J. Peterman.

This cannot be a real question.

You have never taken calculus.