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5·11 hours agoI drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow!
That’s a closure
True, but also because the proof was being illegally broadcasted to the public. They didn’t just take him on a tour of the farm and say “look, crops.” He tried to have Sure, Not killed and only stopped when he and the public saw the truth.
“You mean those things from the movies!? Now’s not the time for jokes Hal”
“Well Snake, what I mean is, zombies is the closest word I could think of to describe them to you.”
“To be more specific, they’re actually a result of human experimentation by the Patriots during the Cold War that…”
25 minutes of codec calls and/or cutscenes later
“La Li Lu Le Lo!?”
5 minutes of codec calls and or/cutscenes later
“Shoot them in the head, huh?”
“Well, that’s the non-scientific way to say it, but remember snake…”
10 more minutes of codec calls
“They’re visible with thermal goggles, huh.”
“That’s right, remember to hold L2 and cycle between item types with the up or down buttons, and then use the left or right buttons to equip a specific item. And don’t forget you can quickly tap L2 to equip or unequip an item.”
No, that’s the dog from the Wizard of Oz
lol my guess is like 70% of people in the us don’t know what acetaminophen or paracetamol are, so Tylenol could just come out with Lonelyt Extra Stength and bam, sales
Just wait till they hear what big pharma is doing with paracetamol
Yeah and Facebook, and Instagram, and truth social, and TikTok and etc etc
6/10. Should have made it one of those really great POV memes where POV doesn’t make sense at all in that context like
POV: You’re a bot
how social media
Yes but also
how Russia funds social media bots
Yeah but have you considered
The House has tabled this resolution
1·4 days agoIs consternation the same as being slammed
Sure thing, thanks for sharing!
Here’s the original that gives credit to funny joke maker and doesn’t burn your eyes with the reddit gas
43·6 days agoAnd those parents will all get mad for a few days and then continue to use Facebook indefinitely
That’s what it do, Yugi!
