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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • Trump: [shouting again] “You haven’t been alone. We gave you, through the stupid president, $350 billion. We gave you military equipment. You and your men are brave, but they had to use our military [equipment.] If you didn‘t have our military equipment this war would have been over in two weeks.

    Zelensky: “In three days. Yes, I heard it from Putin ‘in three days’…. in two weeks.”

    Goddam trump is a smelly piece of shit.



  • “You’re either going to make a deal or we’re out. If we’re out, you’ll fight it out. I don’t think it will be pretty,” Trump huffed at one point. As if he was not already out, and the whole mineral-rights thing isn’t like Terry Doria borrowing money from doomed Vito Spatafore.

    Zelenskyy left abruptly, and even the New York Times seems SHOOK.

    “The departure was an extraordinary moment at the White House: the leader of an ally whose country is fighting for its life abruptly leaving, or being thrown out, after an explosive shouting match in the Oval Office,” a “dramatic break in relations between two wartime allies.”


  • Look, said Zelenskyy, “during the war, everybody has problems. Even you. But you have nice ocean, you don’t feel now, but you will feel it in the future.”

    And ooh that set those little-dick bullies OFF.

    “You don’t know, you don’t know, don’t tell us what we’re going to feel. We’re trying to solve a problem. Don’t tell us what we’re going to feel. Because you’re in no position to dictate that, remember that, you’re in no position to dictate what we’re going to feel. We’re going to feel very good. We’re going to feel very good and strong. You’re right now not in a very good position. You’ve allowed yourself to be in a very bad position. You’re not in a good position. You don’t have the cards right now. With us you start having cards.”

    “I’m not playing cards. I’m very serious.”


  • “I’m not aligned with anybody. I’m aligned with the United States of America, and for the good of the world. I’m aligned with the world. I want to get the things set. I’m aligned with Europe. I want to see if we can get this thing done. You want me to be tough? I can be tougher than any human being you’ve ever seen. I’d be so tough. But you’re never going to get a deal that way. So that’s the way it goes.”

    NARRATOR: He was not, in fact, aligned with the world.

    Anyway, so TOUGH, says the guy too scared to say one word against Putin, ever. The WORLD clearly saw who invaded who, there. But Zelenskyy should say thanks, Putin, for violating all the agreements you ever made, stealing 20,000 Ukrainian children, and bombing babies in hospitals?

    Zelenskyy tried to explain, they had a ceasefire deal with Russia already. Russia was supposed to return prisoners. But they did not stick to the ceasefire agreement they agreed to, or return the prisoners either. And Butthair Vance was not trying to hear it, or let anybody else hear it either, and he jumped in to lecture Zelenskyy to be more grateful.