Having served in the U.S. military, I cannot unsee the fact that movies and TV shows ALWAYS fuck something up with the character uniforms-- Army rank on Air Force cadets, upside-down rank, badges pinned on the wrong side, the character is a Sergeant Major but they’re wearing Major rank, the character is wearing ribbons for wars they weren’t even alive to have served in, and so on.

Alcohol and carbs

Skyrim

Valheim

USED to be Destiny, but after 10 years, I’m just done with it now

Basic cooking skills

Reading comprehension

Listening to someone speak without interrupting

Remembering to let other people speak when having a conversation

Chili Japanese chicken curry Beans and Greens

No, I like both men and women with dark hair/eyes/complexion and I look the complete opposite. I definitely have a type. Oddly, my brother, though straight, has the same preferences in women and he and I look alike.

Gochujang and Sriracha’s version of chili garlic sauce

Yup, all the time, whether I’m cooking meat in the oven, on the grill, or on the stove top. They’re so handy!

Massachusetts has entered the chat

Drill down

It’s this one. I bought it on Amazon for the same price, $29.99: IMUSA Espresso Machine

I bought a cheap espresso maker off Amazon. It’s so cheap that nothing can be adjusted, not the pressure, the drip, the heat, nothing. Every single shot I pull from that thing tastes like burnt ass. I even invested in some nice expensive espresso beans, and no luck. The cheap machine is in fact a piece of crap. I should have known better.

Passing out in public. I’ve done it 3 times, none of them because I was drunk, and let me tell you, that embarrassment lasts a lifetime. It hasn’t happened in like 25 years, but if I feel even slightly off, I’ll excuse myself and go find a quiet corner, because I would rather die there alone than be remembered as that person who fainted in public.

I never played Oblivion, only Skyrim, which I loved. Is it worth buying the remastered edition, or is it gonna be so similar to Skyrim that it’s not worth the money?

As a woman, I’ll stay right here, thanks.

Well, TIL

Legit though this was real. He would 100% say something this ridiculous.

I’m grateful that they finally paved the shitty road that I frequently take! It was so full of potholes and filled potholes that then broke open and made bigger potholes. I’ve seen better-paved roads in 3rd-world countries. Now it is glorious!

She’s right. Cooked raisins are an abomination. You’re a hero.

Maruchan chicken flavor Ramen (it’s carby and full of sodium, I’m sorry).