The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it’s scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.

While I agree, it’s technically been in the dictionary since 1934:

https://www.npr.org/2020/07/07/887649010/regardless-of-what-you-think-irregardless-is-a-word

There’s no Keurig in the room for hot water?

Lol that’s how I read it, or at least trying to suggest they’re in a Mutually Assured Destruction scenario.

*with 50 percent reliability.

Heck of an asterisk on this claim.

I’ve taken to calling it Automated Inference

“Nobel Prize. Capital N, small o, small b. . . ”

Treehouse of Horror (# 5? The one where Homer becomes 3-D).

The gag is that Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are hiding from Patty & Selma, and the framing makes it look like they’re hiding in the vases, but then they burst out of the closet.