fox [comrade/them]

The NDP is typically to the left of the Liberals in Canada but haven’t had their shit together in years. Mostly kind of exist for people to vote for them when the Conservative party isn’t threatening a victory over the Liberals.

I think NYPD rules demand that any bullets fired need to become lodged in vehicles, people, or pets in order to be covered by the union

F35s are basically a grift for the military-industrial complex. Developing them blew through every budget because putting the strategic needs of different operators and different environments on one airframe is dumb, and they need loads of parts constantly to keep the mill churning. As a desirable side effect, if the US decides to not let you use F35s any more, they can stop shipping parts and your fleet will quickly become nonfunctional.

The only thing wrong with Pacific Rim is that it wasn’t a four hour long cut of big ass robots clowning big ass monsters in every biome on Earth. I want to watch Gipsy Danger cut a Kaiju in half with the People’s Elbow from the top of a mountain. Lemme see Striker Eureka smash a Kaiju into a railway so an incoming Shinkansen blows through its skull like a kinetic rod. Shit, one of them wielded a ship like a baseball bat, let me see a train used as a whip or a garotte. Midair Kurosawa blade jump that ends with a Kaiju landing intact and then slowly sliding apart in two pieces while the Jaeger slowly gets up.

Ads aren’t there to convince you to buy something. Ads are meant to place subconscious familiarity with a brand so the next time you’re shopping for a product you haven’t bought before, you’re subconsciously biased towards the brand that wormed into your brain through ads.

I’ve got a running theory that Pim Tool doesn’t have a well-formed skull. It’s just loose skin draped over his smooth, glossy brain. Wears a beanie to hide that he’s got a Mojo-jojo thing going on under there.