I’m David. I live in Tacoma, Washington.
I do square foot gardening, home automation with Home Assistant, and have too many cats.

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  • The linux evangelist knows the percentage of linux mint at all times. They know this because they know what the percentage isn’t. By subtracting the percentage of linux mint from not linux mint, or where it isn’t linux mint from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The disto choosing subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the linux evangelist from an operating system where it is to an operating system where it isn’t, and arriving at a operating system where it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, the operating system where it is, is now the operating system that it wasn’t, and it follows that the operating system that it was, is now the operating system that it isn’t.


  • I keep treading water. i must be dreaming.
    Swim to the horizon. It stutters an indigo error 0x00000033 UNEXPECTED_INITIALIZATION_CALL and crashes.
    i must be dreaming.

    I keep treading water. i must be dreaming.
    Get onto the cool, welcoming tile. I fall through the ground, falling, falling, until my head splashes above water.
    i must be dreaming.

    I keep treading water. i must be dreaming.
    Try to access the infosphere. A calming voice informs me the connection has been down for ${timeunitamount}.
    i must be dreaming.

    I keep treading water. i must be dreaming.
    Reach out to try and caress a column. My hand passes through it. The column asks me if I’m enjoying the consumer experience. I decline to answer, and it queries me again.
    i must be dreaming.

    I keep treading water.