“I’m here” is the Ohio version

This is why every time I turn on my TV I decline the update. It worked fine when I got it, updates only make it shittier

All holidays are shaped by consumerism. Mother’s day, valentines day, st Patrick’s day, it’s all about selling more shit.

“Leaves him fuming” language in the title is unnecessary when nowhere in the story is there any reaction from the guy

Who needs a diagnosis when you can just sleep under a box labeled “Doctors Office”

Stuff is clearly ai generated and reddit says its a scam website with horrible quality

Joey Ive knew

This is the actual TDS

Before any question from a CNN reporter he preambles about how shitty he thinks they are, literally “wait til you get a load of what she’s about to ask here”. The patience of the journalist to ignore that and deliver a perfectly reasonable and impartial question is incredible.

This picture is almost 10 years old now, definitely from the beforetimes

Just give me an ev miata with 25% of that range and no weight compromise. Not possible now, but probably in 10 years…

“The workers don’t want it!”

Some people said basically the exact same thing about slaves. That they liked being slaves.

Orange has done plenty of field trips to fascist states. He’s clearly been inspired but it’s still work-in-progress

https://www.newsweek.com/ron-desantis-says-floridians-have-right-hit-protesters-cars-2084418

N420HA. Not sure if that’s the model or the plane’s license plate but either way hell yeah

Was this the one I’ve been hearing was cancelled?

just started coughing from chuckling at this…

Back in the day, I realized there wasn’t really a voice-mail message length limit, so I had a 20 minute rant about why I don’t want voicemails

That’s a half loop