sure €10 or $100 per egg.

Or… (and this is alway an option) Go fuck yourself.

won’t someone rid me of this turbulent russian asset?!

This blew my mind. All those movies!

So, Back to the Future’s a bunch of bullshit?!

Cave woman that I helped: “You’re not installing porn are you?”

Me: “Uhh, no?! Is that what you meant by helping you to setup the computer. Are you mistaking me for your husband?”