Wow the one you’re retiring has seen some things for sure! Another great example of quality not needing to cost a lot.

…Which is detented with a tiny ball bearing that is just in there loose, completely unrestrained in any way.

Hey, I got those games in my cracker jack’s too!

The keyring hole has to separate when you pivot the handles. With a ring installed you can’t open the knife.

Silly penguin, you’re supposed to attach it to your keys in the open position!