As someone who has used a graphing calculator in high school, uhhhhhh I must have been using a different brand because it was always a struggle.

This you?

(A picture of Doug Ford and three other white men in suits giving thumbs-ups around a big sign that says Welcome to Ontario, Open for Business)

My two wifi bands have always been Castor and Pollux.

I take a word that’s related to the purpose of the new host and put it in an online translator and cycle through languages until I get something cool.

No you.