you’re telling me this dory is a uke?

the Slavic caption confused me because Eastern Christian priests are fully allowed to marry

Uh yeah because it’s a movie. They couldn’t pass up on casting Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy as Bob and Emily Cratchet (what with Miss Piggy’s sheer talent and star power) which left them in a bit of a casting bind. Realistically they had to cast pigs and frogs as the Cratchet children instead of searching high and low for talented half-pig half-frog child actors. Even then they went out of their way in casting Kermit’s actual nephew Robin the Frog as Tiny Tim and the other child actors (Peter, Miranda, and Melinda) pretty closely resembled their ‘parents’.

they’ve gone M.A.D.

no the term pretty universally refers to intellectual decline. that’s why historians no longer use it

BEDMAS, Canada

hey at least once your code is correct it’ll stay that way. You won’t have to deal with things like old and new versions of your program disagreeing on what time it was in Iran for the last month and a half of 1978

To make sure they deliver solutions

looking up this figure, 8 refers to the whole coelenteron (gut) while 12 refers specifically to the pharynx

*sigh*… relevant xkcd

because urchin = hedgehog

That was pretty much how the USSR spun Luna 1

If at first you don’t succeed

pentalingual BC 🇭🇰🇨🇳🪯⚜️!!!

because sticks wiggle in the wind. it’s all part of their masterful ploy

14 g it’s nearly exactly 1 US standard drink

Cougars absolutely can and do eat cats and dogs; their natural prey is primarily deer but they’ll absolutely hunt smaller animals if given the opportunity. It’s also not unheard of for them to stalk children and even adults.

Whether the Testimonium Flavianumin (Josephus’ description of Jesus in Antiquities) was entirely a Christian insert or the section was just edited by Christians is debated, however there’s consensus that Josephus’ reference to “the brother of Jesus, who was called Christ, whose name was James” in Antiquities is authentic.

of course it wouldn’t dim it in the same way as a dolphin; cows and dolphins are different animals. this is clearly a real photo, you’re just sowing confusion and distrust in order to break the beautiful fraternity between cows and dolphins

This completely fails to address the actual gaps in scientific animal care legislation, in this case lack of oversight to make sure they actually adhered to the CCAC guidelines and a major lack of transparency. This legislation just sets back science that has good reason to use dogs as model organisms while letting abuse of other animals continue (especially non-government-funded work which has no requirement to follow CCAC rules!)